Blue Plate Bachelor

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In Portland, a Golden Age of Dining and Drinking (NY Times online)
Great. Just great. Now every obnoxious New Jersey twit with a platinum card in their wallet is going to come to Portland. Thanks, New York Times. Thanks for ruining it for everybody.
Back when I escaped from the right coast, Portland was this undiscovered [...]

If you payed close attention to snarky comments and references to the “Blue Plate Betrothed” then you would have ascertained that I was getting hitched.
More than one person has remarked to me “so now your going to have to change the name of your website”.
No I don’t.
If Fake Steve Jobs can continue to be both [...]